Lavender Brown Finnagan’s Diary

Dear Faithful Diary,

Whew, I just put the baby to bed, and she was being so fussy earlier! I love her so much but she just cries and cries. She was pretty upset earlier when Seamus gave her a whatcamecallit bean that makes fire come out of her ears. She laughed with delight but as soon as it was done, she got a tummy ache. I held her until she stopped crying, and I am so tired. I can  barely write, but I have to say, I am so excited about Parent night thing at Hogwarts. Krum is a dunce, but I can’t wait to see Helen!

Hermione showed me this dress she just bought! It was so tiny and skimpy! I blushed like a little girl, and told her that I would only wear such a thing in front of my husband, but she said Harry basically was. I mean, HARRY POTTER!!! Legendary Harry Potter that she is  canoodleing with, and she is just as excited as we.

Anyway, just a few days ago was our anniversary and Seamus got me a new ring. Samantha took mine and played with it, and I haven’t seen it since. it is is sso shiny!

Anyway, Seamus is breaking out tthose wierd flavorful beans that taste like boogies.

Night!

Yours,

Lavender Brown Finnigan

Lavender Brown Finnigan’s Diary

Dear Faithful Diary,

I GOT THIS LETTER!

Dear Mumsy,

I kissed him. I KISSED HIM! I KISSED HIM! I was studying with Hugo and I told him how much I miss home, and he said a kiss would make me feel more at home! AND WE KISSED!

Oh gosh, when did you have your first kiss? I JUST DID!!!!!!!

Give everyone my love,

love

Helen (in love)

OH MY BABY OH MY HOW COULD I LET HER INTO THE WORLD SO EARLY!

Calm down, Lavender……….oh my……. HER FIRST KISS????!?!?!?…….

I’m alright I am just so excited, because my sweetheart, my little Helen, is growing up so fast!!!!!!

Love,

Lavender Brown Finnigan

This typewriter- i can’t get over it.

But, i must leave it at ‘ome, and pick up the pen again, because I can’t bring it to’Ogwarts. Bill and I are leaving later today. Bill is so mad about that Krummy as ‘eadmaster, especially zat new “Krum dedication center”. Victor isn’t actually zat bad. ‘E is very sweet, but slightly self centered at ze same time. After zey found Rinoli’s, the ‘Eadmaster after that ministry worker who vas minister for a time, will. It noted zat ‘e vas great friends vith Victor, and ‘e would be much delighted to ‘ave ‘im as ‘ead of ‘Ogwarts. The ministry told ‘im, and ‘e legally declared that it was ‘e that should run ‘Ogwarts instead of ‘Ermione, who secretly vas a possible candidate for ‘ead. I ‘ope she doesn’t read this though, but she vasn’t supposed to find out.

I ‘ave packed a few sets of clothing, a game tent, and a purse full of money. Ginny, ‘Arry, ‘Ermione, Ron are supposed to come over and ve vill take the express together, they say like the old days, except with the veela. Ron is missing, and Hermione isn’t losing any sleep over it. Considering zat ‘Arry has been staying over at ‘er ‘ouse for the past week, and who knows what zey are doing- actually, i do, i just vould prefer not to mention it. *Shudders*. Yesterday, i vent supplies shopping with ‘Ermione, (supplies not as in ‘Ogwarts requirements, but as in food for ze kids, food for us, sweets, new robes…) and she told me about ‘Arry being over at her ‘ouse. Then, she bought ze most revealing robe that robes can get to! ( sleeveless, and up to only her knees!) She told me it was for Harrrrrrrrrrrrrry. ‘Er ‘air was also de-frizzed, as it was put into a low floppy bun. All the depression bags under ‘er eyes are gone, and she seems to be using botox, she lookes like she just gave birtheven though I can’t really see where she got it from… Well, ‘er parents are muggles so they must know a thing or two about it. I also saw, she had took off the wedding ring zat Ron ‘ad gaven ‘er vhen they got married. Well, more updates soon, ‘Ermione and ‘Arry are knocking on the door.

Fleur♥ 

Hermione Granger Weasley’s Diary

Dear Diary,

Tomorrow, I leave for Hogwarts for parent’s weekend. I have to use the Hogwarts express. Good Lord! I haven’t been on it in over twenty years! My goodness, I’m going to cry. Everybody is so old now, and now it’s our children having all the adventures!!!! MY!!!! I’m going to cry. Harry said he’d save a seat for me in one of the compartments. teeheeeheeeheeehee!!!! 36 years old, and he’s still got it!!!!!!!! Well, I must pack now, it’s getting very late!

                     Forever Yours,

                                Hermione Granger Potter (someday!teeheeeheehe!)

Ron weaselys pen

I got the most romantic, sweetest, and amazing letter from Luna. I’ve decided she’s right and I have to make up my mind about whom I truly love. It can’t be Hermione because she has never loved me in her heart, she loved me more as a brother.

So I chose…

Luna

I really couldn’t choose Hermione, because she is too obviously attached to Harry, and doesn’t worry about me anymore. Well, it is hard for anyone to at the moment, due to the fact i am still in Sweden. I had to perform some hearing aid Charms this afternoon, because my part Banshee distant relitive Silinane had singing lessons. I will let you guess what it sounded like. I could of sworn that the grass gnome in the garden shivered and broke.

Maelinae, only a 1/4 wizard visited today. She goes to Beauxbatons., and I told her that i knew someone who ued to go to that school. She is only 16!

So, at the table while we were eating some meat-like and goop meal and something that tasted like oats and sweet soapy sauce. she started flirting with me. I had to inform her that i am taken, whoever i am taken by. Well, off to bed now,

Ron

luna lovegoods

i have got to talkto ronald i haven’t seen him in a while i saw listening to some old muggle musicand i wrote the lyrics on a letter and sent it to ron here’s the letter:

dear ron, here is my true feelings toward you if you feel the same way please reply<3 you.

yeah, I’ll tell you something,
I think you’ll understand.
When I say that something
I want to hold your hand,
I want to hold your hand,
i want to hold your hand.

Oh please, say to me
You’ll let me be your woman,

And please, say to me
You’ll let me hold your hand.
Now let me hold your hand,
I want to hold your hand.

And when I touch you I feel happy inside.
It’s such a feeling that my love
I can’t hide, I can’t hide, I can’t hide.

Yeah, you’ve got that something,
I think you’ll understand.
When I say that something
I want to hold your hand,
I want to hold your hand,
I want to hold your hand.
I want to hold your hand.

I really love you Ron, and I made up my mind. So now you make up yours. You either stick on Hermione who’s also made up her mind with Harry, like Ginny with Oliver, so now its your turn.

l<3ve luna

that was the letter i must go now g’night.

Fleur Delacour Weasley’s Diary

Guess vat?

Bill came vack, and ‘e got me a typewriter!

Zat is vat i am using wright now.

Lavender, ‘Ermione, ma, and more ‘Ogwart’s moms are calling Victor Krum Proffesser Krummy. ‘E is married to my great-aunt’s niece ‘o is veela. ‘Ere name is Moneicia. Anyways, Krummy is ‘osting a parent veekend. Parents are going to go thought see platform once again to get to zee ‘Ogwart’s express. Bill and I are going, vut we got our letter early so ve are waiting for ‘Ermione’s reply. Oh, er is the letter.

Dear Parent’s of Kids at WartyHogs of wizardycrafty and whatever,

Me, Victor Krum, is hosting a Parent Week! All parents are welcome to retrace their steps at WartyHogs. Housing provided, you will be staying in the newly built Krum-dedication area. You will enjoy food and looking at posters of me on the walls. You will catch up with old friends, meet your children’s teachers, and tour the new WartyHogs. I look foward to meetinmg you.

Victor Krum Å

headmaster of WartyHogs of Wizardy craft and whatever

‘E is ze strangest zing. Time write a letter to Victoire,

♥Fleur♥

Ron Weasley’s Pen

Harry.

It was Harry on Luna’s couch. How could she? I am so confused? Harry is three-timing Hermione, sis, and now Luna? And that means i am two-timing Luna and Hermione? But that means that Luna is two-timing Harry and I. Wait, then Hermione is two-timing Harry and I again? Then is Harry two-timing me? Wait no, that sounds wrong. Scratch that.

I spoke to Luna last night, I told her that i was so mad at Hermione for leaving me. She told me that I left Hermione! Well, now that I realize that, I actually did, but technically she did first, because she was in love with Harry before I was in love with Luna. No. I can’t be in love with Looney  Luna Looney Lovegood! I have to put it to rest now, i feel like a butterbeer.

Later…

Right now, i am quickly scribbling what happened down. Okay.

So I came back from six butterbeers to see Hermione at Luna’s house! I opened the door and turned and saw… Hermione! But, she was sitting next to Harry! As soon as i walked through the door, Hermione stood up angrily and started boxing me the way she did in our 7th year. Luna scurried down the stairs and pulled Hermione off of me. I own her. Hermione reluctantly sat back down, but continuedto glare at me, while Harry put his hand on his mouth and started laughing at me quitely. I suddenley felt self-consious. Acting rashly, I ran out the door and apperated to Sweden. Right now, i am in Sweden, “visiting” the grandaughter of my Aunt Muriel’s sister-in-law of her great-grandmother. Her name is Siliane Bratese and she is a 1/8 banshee. You should hear her voice! Her cousin’s daughter, Maelinae is a 1/16 banshee, 1/4 veela, 3/16 mermaid, 1/4 leprachan, and 1/4 wizard. Sili is serving some Swedish pasta/ yeallowish goop thing for dinner.

Soon again,

Ron

Lavender Brown Finnagan’s Diary

Dear Faithful Diary,

Sorry I have not written for long again, I have been feeding, changing, and tending for Samantha. Seamus is trying to help he really is, but he can never get the spells right, it’s like Ron and and and “WINGADIUM LEVIOSA”. Speaking of Ron and Hermione, we have been invited to a party with the kids when they get back for vacation! I am so excited, I don’t go to that many parties, and I will have to find a dress that hides my “new baby” body!

Ugh, Seamus just tried to change Sam’s diaper and confusedly increased the mess. I told him to just stop and prepare a bottle, the “muggle way” he just blushed and left the room. My little Sammy cries when she is hungry, tired, and hungry again! She has her father’s stomach, and additude, if you know what I mean. She is so unlike Heley when she was little. Slept like an angel, never cried, and had the stomach of a bird. I love Sam anyway.

Helen has been sending me letters, but nothing important has happened. Just info on that “red haired hunk” named Hugo. She says I might meet him soon, I have heard so much about him. Here was today’s letter:

Dear Mumsy,

I AM SO EXCITED! I HAVE A SISTER!!!!!!!  Hugo is so happy for us, he sends his congratulations. I am doing well in classes and flaunting the news of my beautiful sissy! I recieved a “excellent” in everything except Potions, I blew up something last thursday, I can’t remember.

Well I have a study session with Hugo (not that much studying going on if you know what I mean!!!) and might actually do some Homework!

give Daddy and Sammy my love,

Helen

You see what I mean..?…. OH Sammy is crying again……

Got to go!

Love

Lavender Brown Finnigan

Hermione Granger Weasley’s Diary

Oh diary!

I’m sorry for writing so late, it’s 1:30 in the morning! But I just woke up from a dream I had. It was me and Harry, and going by so fast, so I went down to the basement, and took out the old pensieve that Ronald’s Aunt Muriel gave us for the wedding. Specifically for Ron to look back to make sure he ever saw anything in me in the first place. Anyway, I put my dream into the fresh penseive, and used the video camera that George left at the house one time, when he was playing with Hugo and Rose, and they were making a movie. I taped it to see it more clearly. Here it is: